Steam clean your birthday suits, Karratha, I’m cumming over next week for two nights only!
I’ve decided to go for a jaunt upstate and book a private incall in the centre of town … because why not? I know next to nothing about the area or what Karrathians (Karrathites?) are into, so if you’ll be my tour guide for the day, I’ll totally be your pornstar for the night.
Text me on 0434 868 597 to secure a booking – don’t miss out!